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| Similarities between BRA and BAR
Similarities between BRA & BAR
1.Both hv same alphabets
2.Both r drinking ...
| Apr-08 | [Not rated] |
| Mr Bean cries louder
Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called, Moms dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend...
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| I got stuck in an elevator
MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague: Sorry Im late. I got stuck in an el...
| Apr-08 | [Not rated] |
| Just imagine life without gals
just imagine life without gals.............?
The result
Markets silent
Str...
| Apr-08 | [Not rated] |
| In the Final Exam
A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares ...
| Apr-08 | [Not rated] |
| Husband to a newly wed Wife
Husband to a newly wed Wife.I could go to the end of the worldfor u,
wife th...
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| Blind one deaf one and limping
Three men, blind one, deaf one and limping one are going along the track.
Su...
| Apr-08 | [Not rated] |
| A farmer and his lazy son
A farmer and his son were both very lazy.
As they sprawled in their chairs one...
| Apr-08 | |
| Loving Teacher Daughter
TEACHER SAYS TO STUDENT:
IN ALGEBRA, A=B & B=C. IT MEANS S=C. NOW RELEVANT EXM...
| Apr-08 | [Not rated] |
| How much is that banana for
Customer : How much is that banana for?
Salesperson : $1.00
Customer : C...
| Apr-08 | [Not rated] |
| Listen the lecture
A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going?
He replies : ?I?m going t...
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| Its the past of course
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
When I ...
| Apr-08 | [Not rated] |
| Responsible Applicant
Employer: ?In this job we need someone who is responsible.?
Applicant: ?I?m ...
| Apr-08 | [Not rated] |
| Chahne se har baat puri nahi
Chahne se har baat puri nahi hoti,
Thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti,
Jo ...
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| Making a Book bestseller
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy: A girl on ...
| Apr-08 | [Not rated] |
| How do you spell crocodile
TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell ?crocodile??
PAPPU : ?K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L?
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| Apr-08 | [Not rated] |
| Bright future of the Son
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son i...
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| Some Tin Wrong
A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife ...
| Apr-08 | [Not rated] |
| An Intelligent Proposal
An Intelligent Proposal
He took the gal along wid him on a boat
& at d mid...
| Apr-08 | [Not rated] |
| Check which u gave me has returned
Doctor to Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient to ...
| Apr-08 | [Not rated] |
| A boy goes to see a cabaret
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.
His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u se...
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| When can i come to listen
Boy: you sing very well.
Girl: I am just a bathroom singer.
Boy: when ca...
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| Father to son after exam
Father to son after exam: let me see your report card.
Son: My friend just b...
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| Can kids of our age have
Nursery boy and girl asked teacher: "can kids of our age have kids?"
Teach...
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