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Sardar Urdu SMS Jokes
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Total 27 Sardar Urdu SMS Jokes founded
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Sardar Ji ka Utherne ka Style
Sardarji : Motor bike se bade jor se aatein hai aur niche gir jate hai. Publ...
May-06
Oxygen is must for life
teacher Oxygen is must for life. it was discovered in1773. sardar:thank go...
May-06
What is the name of your car
Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is start...
May-06
Doosraa side tera baap lagaayegaa
Sardarji at a car garage- Sardarji- "O? ji battery change karma hai" M...
May-06
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Sunday is a holiday
Ek sardar har sunday holi khelta tha. Ek admi ne puchha " sardarji aap kyu ha...
May-06
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Kar di na sardaron wali baat
Ek raat bijli chali gayi, Sardar: oye kam se kam fan to chalao. Sardani:...
May-06
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Sardar BRAIN TUMER
Ek sardar ka Janaza ja raha tha to sab log nach rahe the kisi ne pucha Log nacht...
May-06
A sardar lost his donkey
A sardar lost his donkey but still was dancing, someone asked him y was he d...
May-06
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Phir to bakri ko bhi andar
Beti: "Maa, koi fauji aa raha hai". Maa: "Andar aaja, inki nazar badi kha...
May-06
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Bra-panties or bara payntis
A lady asks a Sardarji "what time is it?" Sardar says: "bra-panties" Lady hi...
May-06
Sardar to Doctor help me
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta h...
Apr-15
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Sardar breaks an egg to make
Sardar breaks an egg to make an omelet. He finds the egg empty. Gets frustrated ...
Apr-15
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Le Karle Number Note
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa...
Apr-15
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Pehle tum dikhaao
In a party, a lady wanted to go to toilet. She said to Sardar: Susu karne ki...
Apr-15
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Hot coffe and Cold Coffee
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi w...
Apr-15
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Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna
Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!! Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Boln...
Apr-15
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Sardar going with his sister
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts ?Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle?...
Apr-15
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Murga SARDAR tha
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Sardar:M...
Apr-15
Putar jaate waqt tu mere paas
Pappu: Papa jab aap Honeymoon pe gaye the tab mein kahan tha? sardar: Putar,...
Apr-15
Tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada
Friend to Sardar: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Sardar: Pata nahin y...
Apr-15
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Aag mojhay itna khush karo
dolhan sardar say......aag mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoo...
Apr-15
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One kiss for 100rs
sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss...
Apr-15
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JAY MATA DI
Teacher : A for ? Sardar : Apple Teacher : zor se bolo...! Sardar : ...
Apr-15
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Meaning of SMS
Someone asked from Sardar: What is the meaning of SMS ? Sardar : Its Means.....
Apr-15
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Poori cycle to mar di
Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently. The lady said, " break nahi mar sakta ...
Apr-15
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CHOLESTROL FREE
A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?" Shop...
Apr-15
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Oye marr gaye Meri biwi aur meri
Two Sardars were walking together... Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur mer...
Apr-15
 
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