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Good lawyer and a great lawyer
Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A goo...
Apr-30
Secretary & Private secretary
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: secretary ...
Apr-30
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Before Marriage and after
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? ...
Apr-30
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Why do men chase women
Question: Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying? An...
Apr-30
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Girlfriend And are you sure you love
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dear Sure! ...
Apr-29
Press Down if u think u r MAD
Press Down if u think u r MAD. I cant Believe u Did That! Again? For G...
Apr-29
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Teacher Correct the sentence
Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field” Stu...
Apr-29
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1 prostitute came 2 a doctor
1 prostitute came 2 a doctor and told 2 create a hole in hre body. Doctor :W...
Apr-29
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A door knocks twice
a door knocks twice, old man - whos there? ans : opportunity, old man : u ...
Apr-29
What is a kiss
What is a kiss??? In view of……….. (1)Geometry… “KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTA...
Apr-29
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Once Laloo was coming out
Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard ...
Apr-29
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A group of elephants were sitting
A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes b...
Apr-29
Two things r impt in life
Dad:2 things r impt in life - Honesty & Wisdom Son:Wats honesty? Dad:Kee...
Apr-29
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Three dreams of a man
Three dreams of a man: 1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks 2. To b...
Apr-29
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Any other way
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I dont see...
Apr-29
We r not stupid
Rassia : We r the 1st in space. U.S.A : We r the 1st on the moon. India ...
Apr-29
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Always start to study late 4 Exams
To be a "Good professional" always start to study late 4 "Exams" BCoz it...
Apr-29
3 ants saw an elephant comin
Whats attitude? 3 ants saw an elephant coming. Ant 1: we will kill him A...
Apr-29
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Tomorrow there will be a lecture
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Ra...
Apr-29
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A guy meets a girl in the bar
A guy meets a girl in the bar and she goes home with him. When they are relaxing...
Apr-29
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Elephant Missing
Zoo Keeper: "I have lost one of my elephants" Other Zoo Keeper: "Why dont...
Apr-29
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Why dogs are better than ur wife
6 Why dogs are better than ur wife 1. The later you come home the more excit...
Apr-29
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Is there any way 4 long life
Man To Dr.: Is there any way 4 long life? Dr.: Get Married... Man: Will it H...
Apr-29
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Ladies hostel caught Fire
Ladies hostel caught Fire It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control ...
Apr-29
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Man comes home finds neighbor
Man comes home,finds neighbor on top of wife. He rushes out screaming,wat 2 do...
Apr-29
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Mother and mother-in-law
God thought that since he couldnt b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thou...
Apr-29
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TENSION When your wife is pregnant
TENSION - When your wife is pregnant. SCARY - When your Girl Friend is pregnan...
Apr-29
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Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born b...
Apr-23
Hook in cricket and hook of bra
Wats the difference between hook in cricket and hook of bra? One sends ball ...
Apr-08
My heart is not a mosque
1 boy &1girl going on a road Boy: hi beauty sexy ru angel, amazing.boy comment...
Apr-08
 
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