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| Ten advantures of not having Love
10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A “LOVER”…
1.SAVE TIME.
2. CAN SLEEP WELL.
3. ...
| Jun-19 | |
| A baby in our country had no legs
American : a baby in our country had no legs. we put artificial leg on him
he ...
| Jun-19 | |
| Press down down more Ok more YES
Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO...
| May-19 | |
| An elderly English Man admitted
An elderly English Man admitted to the intensive care department of a hospital r...
| May-19 | |
| DRIVE SLOW Board
A: There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near boy"s schools, but not near girl...
| May-19 | |
| Son has swallowed a key
Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When ?
Man:Three Months...
| May-19 | |
| Two Frdnz talking
Two Frdnz talking:
hey i get married!
o thatz gud!
no thats bad,shes ugly!...
| May-19 | |
| Have you caught the thief
Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some tr...
| May-19 | |
| U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife
Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?...
| May-08 | |
| Can You Define Who Is LECTURER
Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER...
| May-08 | |
| Girl anounced her engagement
Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl:...
| May-08 | |
| Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun
Teacher : Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Ra...
| May-08 | [Not rated] |
| Are you sure you love me
Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend : Dead Sure...
| May-08 | |
| A girl and boy were siting alone
A girl & boy were siting alone, that boy started touching de girl,
girl : do...
| May-08 | |
| I want a responsible man
Girl : I want a responsible man as a husband.
Man replies : That is me, when...
| May-08 | |
| What are the people of Turkey called
Teacher : What are the people of Turkey called?
Student : I dont know.
Tea...
| May-08 | |
| with an ugly woman
One guy asks the other: Hey, have you ever been to bed with an ugly woman?
The...
| May-08 | |
| One small love story
One small love story
Boy & Girl in restaurant
Boy:-I Love u
Girl:-...
| May-05 | [Not rated] |
| Which Part of a man body
Which Part...
of a man"s body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
...
| May-05 | [Not rated] |
| Immediate placement
Parents to a college watchman:
Is this college good..?
Watchman: Probably ...
| May-05 | |
| You have got to fix my computer
Customer : You have got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document bu...
| May-05 | |
| Who is more intelligent
Son: Pappa tell me who is more intelligent father or a son
Father: of course...
| May-05 | [Not rated] |
| I want to be a good mother
Teacher asks children, what do you wish to do in future?
Ram : I want to be ...
| May-03 | |
| Did your father help you
Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did i...
| May-03 | [Not rated] |
| World goes around every 24 hours
There is this drunk man standing out on the street corner.
A cop passes by a...
| May-03 | [Not rated] |
| Children are afarid of egyptians
what is the diff. b/w egyptians mummies and pakisatnimummies?
Children are a...
| May-03 | [Not rated] |
| I dont wanna catch it again
After a long night, the blonde asks her friend: “Say, do you have AIDS?”.
“N...
| May-03 | [Not rated] |
| I hardly remember taking my shirt off
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife ...
| May-03 | [Not rated] |
| Lack of evidence
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the f...
| May-03 | [Not rated] |
| Oscars and election
When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When t...
| Apr-30 | [Not rated] |
