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| A girl phoned me the other day and said
girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home."...
| Apr-27 | |
| Lastnite i went 2 bed without u
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur...
| Apr-27 | |
| Come here take off urs pants and knickers
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get s...
| Apr-27 | |
| Always start your day with a lot of
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT ...
| Apr-27 | |
| Your phone has been installed
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw you...
| Apr-27 | |
| I really deeply wish tat u r here
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & w...
| Apr-23 | |
| What is the height of Flirting
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEV...
| Apr-23 | |
| Doctor prescription 4 u
Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch....
| Apr-23 | [Not rated] |
| I have made so many mistakes in my life
I've made so many mistakes in my life.
but something I did right was to have ...
| Apr-13 | |
| we can stop this shit
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?
If we stick together, w...
| Apr-13 | |
| Dead goldfish
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over t...
| Apr-13 | |
| MBBS Final Exam Fill in the blanks
“MBBS Final Exam“
Question:
Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we m...
| Apr-13 | |
| i know i accept i believe
i know
i accept
i believe
i admit
i m ” 0 ” zero
but this is not end. ...
| Apr-13 | |
| No message for u today
No message for u today.sorry!
don’t waste time no message
oh no!
still...
| Apr-13 | |
| watching bubbles while taking bath
Once a teacher was asking the students about their hobbies.
Teacher to boy1:...
| Apr-13 | |
| Come here to me Take off ur pants
Come here to me..
Take off ur pants..
Get on top of me..
And enjoy m...
| Apr-13 | |
