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| a Desi was doing toilet behind car
a Desi was doing toilet behind car.
ba-desi came & says 'aap ke yeha police na...
| Apr-09 | |
| Gal Is dress ka kya price hai
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ...
| Apr-09 | |
| When sadness fills ur heart
When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart & when tears flow 4rm ur eyes,...
| Apr-09 | |
| The latest slogn of boys
The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
...
| Apr-09 | |
| I am made of 5 letters
I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body...
| Apr-09 | |
| A rose is always rose
A rose is always rose whether its in a golden pot or in d dust bin.
Same way y...
| Apr-09 | [Not rated] |
| A - you are Attractive
A - you are Attractive
B - you are the Best
C - you are Cute
D - you are D...
| Apr-09 | [Not rated] |
| Jigsaw puzzle finished in record time
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and holle...
| Apr-09 | [Not rated] |
| The number u dailed is not in service
f
u
need
ADVICE
MSG ME
if
u
need
a FRIEND
CALL ME
if...
| Apr-09 | |
| Dark were those days, without your sight
Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me ...
| Apr-09 | [Not rated] |
| Jigsaw puzzle finished in record time
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and holle...
| Apr-09 | |
| Kash PYAAR ka insurance ho jata
Kash PYAAR ka insurance ho jata
Kash PYAAR ka insurance ho jata
Pyaar karne ...
| Apr-09 | [Not rated] |
| Zindagi jeene ka bahane bahut hian
Zindagi jeene ka bahane bahut hian... kis kis ko SMS karun kambkhat is nacheaz k...
| Apr-09 | |
| son to his dad: have u ever been to EGYPT
son to his dad: have u ever been to EGYPT???
Dad: no,
Dad :why do u ask,...
| Apr-09 | |
| Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju...
| Apr-09 | |
| MBA Degree
Congratulation!!! You are awarded da degree of MBA for not sending sms MBA Means...
| Apr-09 | [Not rated] |
| Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend-
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)...
| Apr-09 | |
| When I was born Devil said..
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil...
| Apr-09 | [Not rated] |
| One day Santas Girlfriend asks him
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me ...
| Apr-09 | [Not rated] |
| When i open my eyes every morning
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a frie...
| Apr-09 | [Not rated] |
| papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu
Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta...
| Apr-09 | |
| Ek choohe ne sherni ko propose kiya
Ek choohe ne sherni ko propose kiya. sherni ne kaha abay chal tu ne apna jism, j...
| Apr-09 | |
| sir mujhy bird flu ho gaya tha
Sir to studnt
tum schol Q nahi ay thy
Studnt,sir mujhy bird flu ho gaya tha ...
| Apr-09 | [Not rated] |
| shair ka pinjra
A man was selling his product by shouting !
"Shair ka pinjra 10 Rs mein shair...
| Apr-09 | |
| Mulk mei atay k shadeed
Mulk mei atay k shadeed bohran k bad tmam advertise mei products k sologun badal...
| Apr-09 | [Not rated] |
| koon peeta aay..!
Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Ho...
| Apr-09 | [Not rated] |
| Fawara chowk Gujrat
Fawara chowk Ka Fawara Na Hota.
Khyber Gate Ka Nazara Na Hota.
Fashion Ne La...
| Apr-09 | [Not rated] |
| Ham tumko chaand kehty magar
Ham tumko chaand kehty magar usme daagh hai,
Suraj kehty usme to aag hai,
...
| Apr-09 | [Not rated] |
| XTRA SHEET PLZ
Qayamat k din farishton nay sub logon se kaha k sub apne gunah 1 paper per likh ...
| Apr-09 | [Not rated] |
| Kaash Aap SMS hotay
Wife
Kaash Aap SMS hotay to Main Ap ko Zindagi bhar ke liye SAVE kar Laiti
...
| Apr-09 | [Not rated] |
